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Caramel

Guest
Mezoo .... sorry too. I hate that disease. It has taken out so many people I know, including my son-in-law.
 
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Ladygaga

Guest
When you are ill you realise who your friends are , maybe what you should have done, and what you will now decide to do in the time that you have left if this is the case .
You meet people who are caring and perhaps not so caring , this illness sets you on a journey and nobody can tell which route it will take but it is your unique journey ,
 
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TunisiaMoon

Guest
Bernard Matthews died recently. He was cremated but it's all good because he left instructions. Gas mark 6 for 2 hours ::ninja::
 

mezoo

The Decider
it's all good because he left instructions. Gas mark 6 for 2 hours ::ninja::
my friend grew tobacco. he wanted to be cremated and put him in pouches mixed with tobacco so he'd be rolled up and smoked when it was all over. :coffee:
 
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WouldI

Guest
my friend grew tobacco. he wanted to be cremated and put him in pouches mixed with tobacco so he'd be rolled up and smoked when it was all over. :coffee:
:puke: bleugh, but someone would be inhaling him!!!
 
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Laura2014

Guest
Just found this thread. Made me giggle. My rats fictitious fiancé died so I thought I would add her here. RIP even though you never existed you had a lucky escape.

Maybe I could also add his almost dying father who miraculously recovered several times from the brink of death.

And an ant (the multiple legged type) died in my house today, drowned in the cats water dish, but I put him on kitchen paper and he miraculously came back to life, so all you non believers and infadels... see it can happen!
 
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Mango Chutney

Guest
Gonna have to read this thread tomorrow!!
My rats imaginary dog died a few days before I moved over :D He was so thick, he sent me pics of two different dogs :rolleyes:

He went AWOL for about twenty six hours after the death of his imaginary friend...told me he didn't want to be here anymore, before just disappearing...I was worried sick, the manipulating shite!

When he reappeared on FB the next day, he told me he'd taken the dog to the beach and buried it....apparently, he'd carried this feckin massive Golden Labrador in his arms at about 2am....and walked thirty minutes to bury it!! :D He claims he spent the missing 26hrs sat on the beach, with the body of his very dead, very imaginary dog! Obviously, he forgot his sand phobia for those hours of wailing and grieving :rolleyes:

When I arrived, he pointed to a really high sofa type thingy...ain't no freakin way the imaginary dog could have got up there! He had tears of fake grief in his eyes....I had tears of restrained laughter in mine :D
His words "That's where my dog used to sleep, I miss him so much".....I was dying inside :D:D

I mean seriously, girls...I'm pretty good at understanding these fucktards, but can somebody please tell me....what the freakin hell was the point in all that?? :D
 

juicyfruit

Major Ratslayer
Gonna have to read this thread tomorrow!!
My rats imaginary dog died a few days before I moved over :D He was so thick, he sent me pics of two different dogs :rolleyes:

He went AWOL for about twenty six hours after the death of his imaginary friend...told me he didn't want to be here anymore, before just disappearing...I was worried sick, the manipulating shite!

When he reappeared on FB the next day, he told me he'd taken the dog to the beach and buried it....apparently, he'd carried this feckin massive Golden Labrador in his arms at about 2am....and walked thirty minutes to bury it!! :D He claims he spent the missing 26hrs sat on the beach, with the body of his very dead, very imaginary dog! Obviously, he forgot his sand phobia for those hours of wailing and grieving :rolleyes:

When I arrived, he pointed to a really high sofa type thingy...ain't no freakin way the imaginary dog could have got up there! He had tears of fake grief in his eyes....I had tears of restrained laughter in mine :D
His words "That's where my dog used to sleep, I miss him so much".....I was dying inside :D:D

I mean seriously, girls...I'm pretty good at understanding these fucktards, but can somebody please tell me....what the freakin hell was the point in all that?? :D
:DWhy do they love to make shite up???:coffee::rolleyes: Are their lives THAT BORING?:D
 
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Mango Chutney

Guest
:DWhy do they love to make shite up???:coffee::rolleyes: Are their lives THAT BORING?:D
This is what I just don't get!
Usually, when they lie, you can eventually see the logic they saw in the lie, the ways they thought they would benefit, ie....money for a funeral, money for hospital costs, military release etc, but this one, this imaginary dog....what the hell was the freakin point?

All I can think, is that because he knew I was an animal lover and owned a dog, did he think it was a way of pulling on my heart strings, make himself look loving and caring.....and then panic, as I couldn't meet the imaginary dog on arrival?
If yes.....he f*cked up big time in months to come...by trying to get me to adopt a dog for him to use for fighting :Evil:
 
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Laura2014

Guest
Just found this thread. Made me giggle. My rats fictitious fiancé died so I thought I would add her here. RIP even though you never existed you had a lucky escape.

Maybe I could also add his almost dying father who miraculously recovered several times from the brink of death.

And an ant (the multiple legged type) died in my house today, drowned in the cats water dish, but I put him on kitchen paper and he miraculously came back to life, so all you non believers and infadels... see it can happen!
Is it OK to giggle at your own post? I just found this while browsing. Made me smile, but I guess it’s like liking your own picture on Facebook -but really, who does that !!!
 
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Laura2014

Guest
:DWhy do they love to make shite up???:coffee::rolleyes: Are their lives THAT BORING?:D
I’m addicted to Catfish the USA TV show. Oh the online trucks they play. Every Catfish, has no signal, or a lost phone or a broken webcam, a family tragedy which prevents them from the personbeing scammed, or car breaks down, and they all have or know someone with cancer, or a dead fiancé, or a faithful dog that died, which left them sad, vulnerable and broken-hearted.

Since they all seem to have MTV in Tunisia maybe this is where they learned their craft!
 
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Brasilgirl

Guest
I’m addicted to Catfish the USA TV show. Oh the online trucks they play. Every Catfish, has no signal, or a lost phone or a broken webcam, a family tragedy which prevents them from the personbeing scammed, or car breaks down, and they all have or know someone with cancer, or a dead fiancé, or a faithful dog that died, which left them sad, vulnerable and broken-hearted.

Since they all seem to have MTV in Tunisia maybe this is where they learned their craft!
I think they’ve been scamming for years before the catfish program. But I’m sure they get ideas from it.
 
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Brasilgirl

Guest
They get it mixed from each other, and I’m fairly sure they have websites in Arabic for all sorts of things. Even forums, plus since someone here said it’s been popular since the 70’s, terrorism can actually be traced back to the 11th century. I see Bezness has similarity to terrorism, although the motivation may be slightly different.
And then social media and dating sites provided the catalyst to span the world.
 
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Mango Chutney

Guest
I like to give my condolences to a very unusual uncle. He's been buried 3 times already. With 9 wakes. RIP UNCLE :eek:
Holy cow! NINE wakes for THREE deaths? They sure like to see them out in style every time they die :D

I’m quite disappointed I don’t have any ratty family death stories to share, bar the imaginary dog....which seemed the most pointless lie ever :rolleyes:
 
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